Word Count: 422 Summary: In the wake of the sudden death of its now fragmented leader, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Al-Qaeda in Iraq polled its somewhat shaken members about who would like to take over Mr. Zarqawi’s job. After a determined effort, the group was able to find a terrorist who,……….
Read moreWord Count: 645 Summary: Apparently, unable to contain his enthusiasm for bumming out the relatively nice and unsuspecting folks who make up much of the Western World, the misinformed medievalist has released another drearily threatening audiotape. Since the combined political, military, and intelligence resources of the civilized world cannot locate……….
Read moreWord Count: 301 Summary: “This is what fair trade is all about,” he said. “You give us things to make, and we make them.” Keywords: humor,laugh,laughs,laughter,comedy,funny,news,satire,spoof,spoofs,newslaugh Article Body: Hu Jintao, the leader of China, began his four-day trip to the United States by doing something that made him feel right……….
Read moreWord Count: 222 Summary: While Europeans generally support banning smoking in restaurants, many remain opposed to banning it in bars. When interviewed, a British opponent of the ban said, “When I go to a pub, I like to smoke. I also like to inhale secondhand smoke. Then there’s the added……….
Read moreWord Count: 242 Summary: The National Security Administration, admitting it has monitored the phone bills of millions of Americans, decided to palliate the perturbed populace by agreeing to pay half of every American’s phone bill. While consumers lauded the action, reaction on Capitol Hill was mixed, with Republicans maintaining that……….
Read moreWord Count: 241 Summary: The Internet, which began as the inspiration and implementation of technical wizards, has apparently ended up as the playground of advertising wizards. Witness the incessant publicity about such Internet prodigies as Google Adwords. And wherever can you click that an ad doesn’t flash at you, featuring……….
Read moreWord Count: 207 Summary: A funny local radio station that rivals any national morning shows. Keywords: preston and steve,preston elliot,gadzooks,monkey pick ass, morning radio, radio, radio shows,wmmr,philadelphia,north east, Article Body: Local Favorites I can probably speak for many when I say the Preston and Steve radio show is a local……….
Read moreWord Count: 571 Summary: During the course of his celebrated career, Rush Limbaugh invented the term “adult beverages” to refer to alcoholic drinks so as not to offend mothers with young children listening to the show. But no insight was given on where to find the best dittohead adult beverages………..
Read moreWord Count: 421 Summary: Are you a chocoholic? Answer these questions to help find out. chocoholic (def): a person who has or claims to have an addiction to chocolate If you have more than 2 secret stashes of chocolate candy, you might be a chocoholic. (Be honest.) * If your……….
Read moreWord Count: 540 Summary: I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I’ve created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting. Keywords:……….
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